Family Jokes

Adam and Eve  A little boy asked his father,   "How did the human race start?"   The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."  Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."  The confused boy returned to his father and said, "Dad how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mum said they developed from monkeys?" The father answered, "Well, son it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."